See also: Human chemical reaction theoryIn c. 2000, Hirata, then aged 18, published his “The Physics of Relationships” (see: relationship physics), a rarely seen brand of human chemical thermodynamics, a set of notes from his undergraduate days at CalTech, published as an online subpage to his Princeton University (see: Princeton Department of Social Physics) faculty page, consisting of five parts:
1. Thermochemical Approach to Relationships
2. Complex Equilibria of Men and Women
3. Reaction Kinetics
4. Neutron Scattering: A Cautionary Tale
5. The Shell Model
X + Y ↔ XY
In the true spirit of Caltech (I'm not sure if this applies to Princeton), I devote this section of my website to the application of basic physical principles to relationships, particularly the romantic kind. Before I do this, I will make a few comments. You should understand them before you proceed. They aren't hard to understand:
- Don't take it too seriously. This site is for your amusement, and it does not serve any other purpose. I am not a counselor, and if you have a real problem with your "significant other" then this page won't help you solve it. I take no responsibility for what you do with this information. Also recall that I don't have a girlfriend, so what do I know about this? Only what physics can tell me. [UPDATE: Since I wrote this page I have found Annika and we are engaged. This confirms that I know what I'm talking about.] [11]
- This site is geared primarily toward nerds. If you're not a nerd, this doesn't mean I want you to go away. In fact, it will give you some idea of the types of jokes frequently made in Caltech dorms. You may or may not find it interesting.
- This is not a dirty site. For my younger audience: since this is the Internet, and I recognize that little kids have access to any material I put here, this site contains no sexually explicit material. (This is also because I don't want losers reading my page.)
So enjoy the compilation of worthless applications of physics and mathematics to relationships:It is bit puzzling why Hirata put this advert above his article? Possibly it is a deflection technique to avoid attack, "violent opposition" being the second stage of in the acceptance of scientific truth as Arthur Schopenhauer commented in 1818 in respect to Goethe's human chemical theory (see: HCT | Truth):
“All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.”
A visual of the so-called “battle of the prodigies”, i.e. eight noted theory related child prodigies, namely: Johann Goethe (1809|60), William Sidis (1916|18), John Neumann (1934|31), John Tukey (1966|51), Dean Wooldridge (1968|55), Christopher Hirata (2000|18), Luis arroyo (2010|20), and Alexander Wissner-Gross (2013|31), five cited with IQ:200+ range (Goethe, Sidis, Neumann, Hirata, and Arroyo), three of which cited in the IQ:225+ range (Goethe, Sidis, and Hirata), who into adulthood (age 18+) independently derived and or arrived at physiochemical, thermodynamic, and or chemical thermodynamics formulation one or more aspects of existence, date (age) of theory publication shown next to each name; Neumann’s theory, to note, not quite independent (but nevertheless original), being that it resulted following a request, by Abraham Flexner, to read and comment on Georges Guillaume's 1932 economic thermodynamics PhD dissertation. The GREEN box indicates theorists whose model is about the same, i.e. free energy / affinity based; the two related by the Goethe-Helmholtz equation (i.e. thermodynamic theory of affinity). |
See main: HCT IQ:200-range prodigiesOn 30 Apr 2013, to exemplify the use of the "not to be taken seriously" pejorative technique to discredit Hirata's theory as a humorous joke, Thims queried American former child prodigy turned physicist Alexander Wissner-Gross, the 2003 MIT valedictorian (of 550 engineering students), who was the last person to simultaneously obtain an MIT triple major (SB in physics, SB in electrical science and engineering, and SB in mathematics), before they outlawed the practice, who recently received considerable press frenzy for his 19 Apr 2013 article “Causal Entropic Forces”, co-written with American mathematician Cameron Freer, wherein they attempt to argue that "intelligence" and intelligent behavior stem from what they call "entropic forces", as to whether or not he thought he was smarter than Hirata as follows:
“Your new articlepopped up on my RSS feed today, so I started an Hmolpedia article on you: Alexander Wissner-Gross. As you seem to be a bit of an accelerated learner, where do you see yourself fitting currently on the genius IQs table? Or have you had estimates made by others of your IQ? For example, do you think you are above or below Christopher Hirata, who similar to you was an age 13 national physics olympiad winner, who also developed his own thermodynamics theory of humans, in intelligence?”
“Hard to say where I would fit in your table, but I would say that my causal entropic force theory is intended to be treated more seriously than the Hirata work you mention. :-).”
“I asked, starting several years ago, is there an underlying mechanism for intelligence that we can factor out of all of these different threads? Is there a single equation for intelligence? The answer, I believe, is yes. [F = T ∇ Sτ] What you're seeing is probably the closest equivalent to an E = mc² for intelligence that I've seen. So what you're seeing here is a statement of correspondence that intelligence is a force, F, that acts so as to maximize future freedom of action. It acts to maximize future freedom of action, or keep options open, with some strength T, with the diversity of possible accessible futures, S, up to some future time horizon, tau. In short, intelligence doesn't like to get trapped. Intelligence tries to maximize future freedom of action and keep options open.”
The 16-20 Nov 2010 opinions of wildcard Lubos Motl (photo shown being his Twitter (Ѻ) page avatar)– a former Harvard physics professor, who in 2007 was forced (Ѻ) to resign, owing to his over-typical approach of using flaming criticism of anti-string theory advocates, such as Lee Smolin and Peter Woit, whose books he described as “crank” and “crackpot” – on Hirata and Thims versions of human chemical thermodynamics theories, dismissing Hirata as "but a joke" and Thims as senile or crazy. [14] |
“You've GOT to realize the blatant absurdity of trying to model the laws governing human relationships using the rules of thermodynamics, a set of rules that only apply at a molecular level. Human beings are NOT molecules, they are composed of molecules, but we aren't giant molecules. Human relationships are governed mostly by human psychology. I can only assume you're senile or crazy to believe this nonsense. Thermodynamics of human relationships is bullcrap. The stuff Hirata said about human thermodynamics was a JOKE. You don't seriously believe that he was serious about this, do you ? Your obsession with human thermodynamics is silly.”
IQ=225+ cited Goethe | ||
Hirata and Goethe were both famous child prodigies in youth, both cited in the IQ=225+ range, and both did work on the elective affinities problem. |
A sampling of the some of the main intellectual road blocks a "modern" universal genius needs to grapple with, in order to have a modern "universal' understanding of reality; Hungarian chemical engineer and mathematician John Neumann (IQ=190) being the last of lineage of so-called “last universal geniuses”. The only other person that comes to mind, following Neumann, is American IQ:225+ cited, former child prodigy (as was Neumann), youngest-ever (age 13) winner of the international Physics Olympiad, thinker Christopher Hirata, noted for his age-17 written circa 2000 human chemical thermodynamics based "The Physics of Relationships" theory (see: relationship physics); presently an astrophysics professor at Ohio State University, working on gravitational lensing, relativity, dark energy, and accelerating universe problems, among other topics on modern astronomy. Hirata is also listed, according to OnlineColleges.net., among “the 10 youngest PhDs of all time” (Neumann, similarly, simultaneously completed a BS in chemical engineering and PhD in mathematics at age 23). [33] Presently, as of 2013, however, Hirata has disassociated himself from relationship physics, and seems to now only confine himself to physical-astronomy problems. |
"I had some good teachers, but it was mostly a waste."
In 2013, Hirata posted, on his Facebook page, that he "prayed", specifically using the Lord’s prayer, with a homeless person, which seems to belie a theistic (Christian), i.e. god-believing belief system? This is peculiar in that some 95% of "greater scientists", in this year, profess no belief in god. |
See main: Prodigies on god; See also: Hirata timelineHirata, prior to age 30, circa 2010, did not seem to given any public clues as to his belief system or belief state or creed, if at all he had one?
“Today’s experience: saying the Lord’s prayer with a homeless couple on Colorado Boulevard (Ѻ). It may not feed or shelter them, but I hope that it made a difference in their lives.”
“Christopher Hirata – has a verified IQ of 225, calculated when he was in his teens. Hirata skipped middle school, and at 16 was working with NASA on a project exploring the possibility of colonizing Mars. The Daily Princetonian, Princeton’s student paper, where Hirata began attending for his PhD in Astrophysics at 18, reported that his IQ is around 225. Hirata posted the following to his Facebook on October 31, 2013: ‘Today’s experience: saying the Lord’s prayer with a homeless couple on Colorado Boulevard. It may not feed or shelter them, but I hope that it made a difference in their lives.’ So he is clearly both a Theist and a Christian.”— Tim (2014), “Of 10 highest IQ’s on Earth” [17]
“Chris Hirata [#20] - could not find any info on religious views (I'm not convinced by the Lord’s prayer post).”— TrollSponge (2014), “Out of the World’s 30 Smartest People” [18]
SuperScholar.org’s August 2012 profile of Hirata as one of the 10 smartest people alive. [8] In July 2012, Hirata was two of 96 researchers President Obama named this week as recipients of the Presidential Early Career Awards for Scientists and Engineers—the highest honor given by the U.S. Government to science and engineering professionals in the early stages of their research careers. [6] |
Here we see the unusual but interesting listing of zero weight per reason that he believes gravity to be a fictitious force.
Basic Data
----------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Time of birth 1982 Nov 30 05:46 GMT Place of birth Ypsilanti, Michigan, United States of America Location of birth Earth. 42deg15min N. 083deg38min W. Height 5 ft 8 in (173 cm) Weight Zero. (see note 1) Rest mass 136 lbm (62 kg) Rest mass energy equivalent 1300 megatons TNT Integer part of age in years 23 (see note 2) Ethnicity non-ethnic Occupation postdoc Employer Institute for Advanced Study Thermal neutron cross section 1.3E+27 barns (total, spin-averaged) Moment of inertia 17 to 120 lbm ft^2 (0.7 to 5 kg m^2) (see note 3) Thermal power output 0.1 Btu/sec (100 W) Radioisotopic power output 1.6E-12 Btu/sec (1.7 nW) Notes
Favorites | ||
State | California | |
Chemical element | Carbon, C (Z=6) | |
Isotope | Uranium 235, U235 (Z=92, A=235, N=143, I=7/2, P=-1) | |
Color | 405 nm (the Hg I line) | |
Scaling law | gravity's inverse-square law | |
Symmetry | isospin SU(2) (even though it's approximate) | |
Group | J = A5 (see note 4) | |
Field | C (see note 5) | |
Elementary particles | neutral pion and neutron | |
Function | f(x)=0 | |
Special function | the gamma function | |
Flavor | charm | |
Multipole expansion term | quadrupole | |
Type of rock | granite | |
Type of star | white dwarf | |
Type of volcano | cinder cone | |
Type of organism | mushroom | |
Type of cloud | mushroom | |
Conic section | ellipse | |
Quadric surface | hyperboloid of one sheet | |
Girl | Annika Peter (Ѻ)(Ѻ) | |
Notes.
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Left: the 2010 video IQ=200+ | Smartest Person Ever (3 of 4), wherein Hirata is discussed (3:57-6:14). Right: the 2014 video 25 Smartest Person Alive | Existive (2014) (5 of 5), wherein Hirata is discussed (11:49-17:28). |
“If I were to say that Chris Hirata is one in a million, that would understate his intellectual ability.”— Vincent Malek (1997), Deerfield High School science chairman, on Hirata at age 14, during his last semester of high school, prior to going to CalTech (Ѻ)
“It seems that some of the smartest people of all time, e.g. see: top 30 or so geniuses of all time playlist [2010] (Ѻ), spent some of their IQ parsing away the problems of social behaviour. As you get near the top, three names stand out. Turns out Christopher Hirata (#16) has developed a social model outlined in ‘The Physics Of Relationships’. William Sidis (#8) also discussed ‘chemical affinity’ [enthalpy and entropy] as being a formulaic basis for human relations, and before them both and Einstein’s personal favorite Johann Goethe (#1) not only [explicated] a vast model of human behaviour [see: Elective Affinities], but demonstrated its function in his fictional work Faust.”— Matthew Newhall (2013), “Real Genius” (Ѻ), Nov 25
“This kid [Hirata] was in my high school AP class, near Chicago. He carried two backpacks, one on the front and one on the back. He was in third grade at the time.”— PipeLayersUnion (2014), reddit “today I learned thread” (Ѻ)
“Hirata (IQ:225|#3) is an astrophysicist who is known for his work 'The Physics of Relationships.' His fame came at age 13 when became the youngest competitor ever to win a gold medal at the International Physics Olympiad. At 16, he began working with NASA on a project dedicated to colonizing Mars. He produced a similar theory on human chemical thermodynamics to Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (IQ:220|#4).”— Roxy Farrah (2014). “20 Smartest People to Ever Exist” (Ѻ), Aug 30
“What I want to do is actually find the equation instead of using the same equation over and over.”— Christopher Hirata (1996), age 13 comment (Ѻ) on trying to figure out how long it takes to a pendulum ruler to make one swing
“The consideration [of] the nature of the forces involved in [human] relationships is not an easy subject. There are numerous pitfalls in applying what we know about ordinary human behavior to love, or even to sexual desires; and so to reinforce this fact I provide you with the following to consider: these processes occur on human time [human time] and length scales which are well known to us, and yet extrapolating (or interpolating?) from the known into the unknown may be dangerous. So one asks, what is the nature of sex and love and so on, and their relation to the other everyday experiences around us? And the answer, of course, follows only from an observation of this world and the processes that occur in it. It must be noted, if it is not obvious, that I have never experienced any sort of romance. It is also true that I [likely] never will, and yet my curiosity drives me to inquire as to the nature of the experience. And it is true that physical theory is the only way in which to answer this question, other than direct experience. While direct experience is undeniably a more reliable way to answer such questions, a few major problems with direct experience must be addressed: first, that it is [probably] not going to happen; and second, that various other people whom I know have been involved in romances, and in some cases they have been involved in many consecutive romances, but have failed to take data during those treasured minutes of sex. Love lasts longer but they don't want to analyze their relationships for fear of destroying them. More seriously, they do not take time to step back and make objective and scientific observations. Thus, for all practical purposes, the mysteries of sex and love can for the time being only be revealed by theory.”— Christopher Hirata (c.2000), age 18 article “The Physics of Relationships” (§4:Neutron Scattering: a Cautionary Tale) (Ѻ)
“This morning, I observed the formation of a circular queue: a situation in which a group of people at the airport are all patiently following the person in front of them, except that there is no beginning or end. It's like a bacterial chromosome, except that base pairs don't get irate.”— Christopher Hirata (2014), Facebook Post, Mar 9 [16]